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Nineteen

2009-01-16T18:43:33Z

Oh god- I'm- I THINK I TURNED INTO A LESBIAN!!

Like Souchan only opposite!

This isn't even the right size! Deities, you've got it all wrong - I'd obviously be a much larger size! Like in h games!

[ooc | Don't have the proper icons for it, so let's assume he's a very small-chested woman~]

Eighteen

2009-01-05T05:13:08Z

This is the best ever!

Beer! Who could ask for anything more? Who's up for a drinking social? It'll be fun, I promise!

100 bottles is kind of a lot if Souchan were here, we could finish that off easy. I bet all of you are lightweights, huh. That won't do!

ｏ口(・∀・ ) DRINK UP, EVERYONE! ♥

Isn't that cute? Hirochan, get a cellphone so I can text you these cute faces!

Seventeen

2008-12-29T05:54:02Z

You know- Christmas cake leftovers are still really good! I want to get another one. I wonder if you can put chupas as toppings. Hirochan, do you want to try?

Souchan would say no. I bet you would, too, Hirochan. I really miss him.

Geez...that stupid Souchan probably spent Christmas alone. And Ritchan! Souchan better have gotten him a cute present! I- guh.

I hope everyone liked their presents. I wanted to go all out this year!

I should drop by the temple, too. Hirochan will go with me for certain, right? Great!

Sixteen

2008-12-16T21:12:13Z

Romeochan, could I come stop by the greenhouse, today? Maybe...every day? It's getting a little boring, being by myself.

I'd say it's quiet, but the loud moans from outside doesn't really make that true at all. ~~Sounds scary!~~

I'm starting to run out of lollipops, so, if you could all stop trying to eat me- that would be nice? C'mon, be considerate of Kio-san's needs!

Please?

Fifteen

2008-11-10T01:49:43Z

Souchan and Ritchan are gone, everyone. I didn't have a chance to say goodbye, or tell them to be safe, or anything like that.

But I don't think Souchan liked it here very much, so I'm glad he left. Two years is a really long time, don't you think? Maybe he's home, now, and I hope Ritchan's with him, because Souchan can get really, really lonely, sometimes. And I'm not there, so I really hope Ritchan- or someone- is making sure he's okay.

He's so mean... not even saying goodbye. But it's just like him! Stupid Souchan!

Fourteen

2008-11-02T02:32:38Z

Anyone still hung over from last night? Follow Kio-san's guide, and you'll be all right in no time!

Step One: Don't roll off your bed! That just makes it worse. Go make someone bring you some water.

Step Two: Eat some candy. And since it was Halloween, you should have plenty of it to eat, right? It really helps make you feel better. I'm not joking!

Step Three: Throwing up is kind of gross, but you have to do what you have to do, I guess.

Step Four: Make someone give you a nice, relaxing massage. Someone with big hands like Souchan will work. Even small hands like Ritchan's aren't that bad, if they do it right.

Good luck! Oh, and you're not allowed to use Souchan for the last step. It was just an example.

[ooc | Not that Kio's ever had a hangover, considering how much he drinks -A- And thank you, Google, for your tips. Because I've never had alcohol, thus no hangover to derive experience from |D]

Thirteen

2008-10-22T15:37:46Z

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I-I GOT STUNG BY A BEE!

HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME! IT HURTS! It hurts a lot. Souchan... Ritchan... nurse me better? Kiosan needs rest today.

[ooc | In other news, I really did get stung by a bee for the first time in my life. It hurts ;;

Shall return tags after classes~]

Twelve

2008-10-07T02:34:13Z

3-dimensional art isn't really my thing, but-- I finally have your present, Souchan! It's a statue of you made from chupas! Isn't that neat? ~~I'm sorry it's so late...!~~

I forbid anybody else from eating it Except Ritchan, of course! The left arm is pudding, the right arm is cherry, the head is cola- I can't really remember the other flavors. They're all worth trying though.

You better be thankful! I used up so many bags for that!

I was going to paint you something, Souchan. But the paints got goopy.

...I have some leftover coffee flavored ones, if anybody wants them. Eeew...

Eleven

2008-09-19T03:27:45Z

I need advice.

How do you get your ~~lover~~ best friend to have a ~~romantic~~ nice dinner with you? I think he's mad at me!

[/Filtered]

I don't want a job, but I think I need one. I need art supplies! I can't mooch off of Souchan forever...

I need to make a resume first. That's so boring!

Ten

2008-09-11T03:00:24Z

Why can't I tie my shoes properly?

Why does that stupid Seimei have to be here?

Where are my chupas!?

HOW COME SOUCHAN WON'T LET ME SLEEP WITH HIM!?

[ooc | He means... in his bed, obviously.

ETA: Going to bed soon, will backdate tomorrow~?]

Nine

2008-08-29T20:34:58Z

Does anyone know if I can get adult material at the library?

I'm thinking of getting a book for Souchan. I heard he was a really good author.

It's even BL! I bet Souchan loves that stuff!

Eight // Voice Post

2008-08-20T22:35:59Z

Honey, where's my--

[Pause, followed by light chuckles]

This is interesting. I didn't expect to--

G-GAH?! HONEY?! BABY GIRL?! WHERE ARE YOU?! I need my bedtime chupa!

[ooc | In his mid-30's, with a wife and a daughter in her teenage years. Haven't changed his icons cause I don't have any. He's calmed down a little, having a family. BUT KIO WILL ALWAYS BE KIO.]

Seven // Voice Post

2008-07-21T02:24:01Z

I've arrived with the Evening Report:

This is definitely not the Pride Lands.

Animals have been jailed in! How outrageous! Strange creatures are acting abnormally!

This is the eve~ning~ report!

Both the long and the short!

And-

[clicks off as he pecks randomly at the Network device]

[ooc | The Morning Report]

Six // Voice Post

2008-07-09T21:03:11Z

Wh-whaaAAAAAAAAH!

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!

Don't eat me! Don't eat Souchan! He's too sexy! I'm too important!

Five

2008-06-19T20:54:37Z

CHUPA CHUPS
A TUTORIAL

♥ WELCOME TO LOLLIPOP HEAVEN ♥

Here you will experience the creamy and sometimes fruity taste of
☆ CHUPA CHUPS LOLLIPOPS ☆;

♥ WHY SHOULD YOU EAT LOLLIPOPS? ♥

Because they're the best kind of candy, obviously.

♥ WHAT ARE LOLLIPOPS? ♥

Sticks with hard candy of various flavors. Pudding's the best, you know, and Cola is right after. The fruity flavors are okay, but I really do prefer the other kinds
They're made of sugar and other things! I'm sorry if you're diabetic. You're really missing out!

♥ HOW TO EAT A LOLLIPOP ♥

1. Unwrap the lollipop
2. Place lollipop in mouth
3. SUCK! DO NOT BITE!
4. Enjoy for about 10 minutes if you have good tongue action! 30 minutes for the inept.
5. Throw away the leftover stick and wrapper!

♥ WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BITE ♥

Doing so causes various forms of cancer and disabilities.

One such example would be the scary face syndrome, in which the victim's face becomes terribly frightening and loses all of its charm!

Another more lasting and prominent example is the vocabulary loss effect. Biting into the lollipop will cause a sudden loss of words, and the poor victim will be forced to speak in fragments. It's a really awful disease.

♥ IN CONCLUSION ♥

GO EAT SOME LOLLIPOPS, UDON, AND BEER FOR DINNER TONIGHT!

Souchan isn't feeling well.

[ooc | Hope this doesn't kill some people. If you'd like me to put it behind a cut, just ask~]

Four

2008-06-01T16:43:46Z

Thanks to Kiochan's superior talents in caring for Souchan, Souchan is A-OKAY!

All he needed was some sweets, a good beer, and tender~loving~care~ ~~He still needs to learn how to EAT THEM PROPERLY!~~

Does anybody know a good place to buy art supplies? Acrylic's preferable, but watercolor and oils are okay, too. And I like to stretch my own canvas, but, man, it's so expensive to do. And brushes - maybe Souchan will let me use his.

Microwave!

One of those, too.

This place can be so beautiful, sometimes.

Three

2008-05-21T21:04:06Z

LIME?!

Why couldn't I get pudding like Souchan? Or even Cola? Lime isn't even in my top ten!

[Filtered // From Soubi]
Souchan- he may be a homo weirdo ~~jerk~~, but, you know, he's not such a bad guy~ ♥

Trust me. He's my ~~future lover~~ best friend. I know him best of all and- well, you really have to know him! He's a lonely guy.

Don't worry. He has me to do adult things with.

SOON.

[ooc | Tags may be slow ♥]

Two

2008-05-18T01:35:09Z

~~Note: Dry cleaners- dirt on the cuff of pants leg~~

Schedule:

xx00 // Lunch [Do watch calories]
xx30 // Prepare company report
xx00 // Meet with Soubi [Discuss project details]
xx00 // Dinner with corporate adviser [Allowed indulgence - comradeship]

The neighbors are quite unsatisfactory.

Handgun: Necessary. ~~Violence quite abundant; possible future robberies]~~

[ooc | Srs bizness businessman rather than an art~eest~ Also, hours defined ICly.]

One

2008-05-07T04:35:54Z

[Audio]

-Wha?

H-HE-HEY!

[the briefest of pauses]

WAAAAAAAA! I'm wet! And- not in the same place I was before.

Where's Soubi? Ritsuka? That really strange gu-

[A loud, almost immature sound of disbelief and despair]

...My lollipops.

[/Audio]